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Welcome to Our
Collection of Really Corny
Pun-kin Jokes!


Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange?

So he could hide in the pumpkin patch.


When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?

When you drop it; then it's squash!


Who comes to the field when the pumpkins get sick?

"Patch" Adams!


Why did the little pumpkins cross the road?

To go to school.

But isn't it dangerous for pumpkins to cross a road?

No, they always wait for the crossing GOURD!

What did the pumpkins study at school?

Math.

What did they learn?

How to make pi.

Pi R Squared?

No. Pies are round!


Hey, St. Paul, it's Snoopy Number 102 -- Cow Pumpkin Snoopy!

Location: In your imagination at the Downing Farm!



Kids, you can do better than these corny jokes. Send us your jokes and we'll post them here. E-mail your pumpkin joke, first name and hometown to:

mail ["at"] downingpumpkins [.com]


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